Saturday, August 29, 2015

Stinkweed: Stuff I Bought For Our New House That Make My Husband Mad

Today's edition of Stinkweed brings us my Prepworks Jumbo Potato Cutter! But wait!


I can not only cut potatoes, but I can also cut carrots and probably celery or other things like that. I won't because there's actually a nice person at the grocery store who does that. But I could. So, just like my Rapid Peeler, this is a gadget I bought for making mashed potatoes. When I think of the minutes I can save using the Rapid Peeler, the extra minutes this will give me make my head want to explode!

 Like I said, I make mashed potatoes once a year. At Christmastime. I think between the Rapid Peeler and the Jumbo Cutter, I'm going to have 3 more minutes on Christmas Day to....well, I mean what can't I do with that 3 extra minutes? I could:


  • Pick up wrapping paper
  • Eat a cookie
  • Fight with my husband
  • Talk awkwardly on the phone to a distant relative
  • Paint 2 fingernails
  • Hide in the bathroom
  • Stare at my Christmas tree
  • Wonder where my "big present" is....realize all my Stinkweed added up to equal my "big present" for 2015 so I hope I enjoy this extra 3 minutes because it's your big present, Nikki!
Maybe it's really like 5 minutes that I'll save?

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